"If there are any
idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the
sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the
student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
In
church, a
pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "
God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
Chuck
Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"