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Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

24     Man Jokes


What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

27     Blonde Jokes


Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

34     Princess Jokes


What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

30     Lawyer Jokes


Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

27     Doctor Jokes






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