Why do men want their brides to wear white?24 Man Jokes
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?27 Blonde Jokes
Nothing, they haven't met!
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.34 Princess Jokes
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."
That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?30 Lawyer Jokes
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."27 Doctor JokesNext page Jokes
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."