Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball.2 Fly Jokes
One of them said: "We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow."
Why did they stop the leper football game?1 Leper JokesProposal
There was a handoff behind the line of scrimmage.
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms.18 Short jokes
"Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!"
"No," she cries, "It's too far!"
"I play football. I can catch him!"
The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskys and downs them in one.47 Gay Jokes
Barman: "What's up?"
Bloke: "My youngest son just told me he's gay".
Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskys.
Barman: "What's up now?"
Bloke: "Just found out my oldest son is gay!"
Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskys.
Barman: "Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?"
Bloke: "Yes - my wife!"
Doctor: "Look, you're going to have to stop masturbating."43 Doctor JokesNext page Jokes
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"