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A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

9     man jokes


Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

7     man jokes


A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure."

"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."

14     lawyer jokes


What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

12     man jokes


We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

9     salad jokes






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