Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.10 Restaurant Jokes
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.
Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.14 Yo Momma Jokes
Why don't men cook at home?10 Man Jokes
No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a fur coat out of him, and snuggled and murmured and fondled.20 Sex Jokes
"Good heavens, Ethel," he exploded, "get off of me! I get enough of this at the office."
What did one lab rat say to the other?16 Rat JokesNext page JokesFood Sayings
I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.