A family of moles
had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey
, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses
was paying for some items in a supermarket
- a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man
at the checkout said, "I bet you're single
, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly
," replied the man.