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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses ..."

19     mole jokes


Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

20     McDonald's jokes


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

13     seagull jokes


Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

37     man jokes


A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

27     woman jokes






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