Why don't men eat between meals.13 Man Jokes
There *IS* no "between" meals.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. 3 Diet Jokes
It was delicious.
Pupil: "I don't like cheese with holes!"2 Cheese Jokes
Dinner Lady: "Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!"
Bono is up on stage with U2 doing a gig at Wembley, when the song finishes he starts to slowly clap his hands and says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies!"21 Irish Jokes
A voice near the front of the stage shouts to bono in a Irish accent: "Well stop fucking clapping then!"
I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.11 Pork JokesNext page JokesFood Sayings
A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"
I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"