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Why don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.

9     man jokes


Pupil: "I don't like cheese with holes!"

Dinner Lady: "Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!"

1     cheese jokes


Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house.

It was delicious.

0     diet jokes


Bono is up on stage with U2 doing a gig at Wembley, when the song finishes he starts to slowly clap his hands and says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies!"

A voice near the front of the stage shouts to bono in a Irish accent: "Well stop fucking clapping then!"

19     irish jokes


I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.

A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"

I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"

10     pork jokes






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