How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?2 Manure Jokes
Put a pile of manure in the living room!
Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball.2 Cup Jokes
One of them said: "We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow."
Guest: "What's that fly doing in my gravy?"2 Waiter Jokes
Waiter: "Looks like breaststroke!"
Teacher: "If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left?"3 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "One, the others would have flown away!"
A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”37 Little Johnny JokesNext page JokesFly Sayings
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”