38 jokes about firesProposal
Police fire over the heads of rioters today. However they killed 200 people staying on a balcony.0 Proposal
My mother-in-law asked me: "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the chimney?"0 Proposal
I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."
A man goes to see his doctor because his wife hasn't had sex with him for 3 months. The doctor tells him to have his wife come visit him and so he does. The doctor asks the wife why she hasn't had sex with the man in so long. She tells the doctor that she has to take the taxi ever since her car broke down and she hardly ever has money to pay so the taxi driver asks her to questions, one being or what so she always takes the or what. When she gets to work late her boss asks if he has to fire her or what and she takes the or what. When she goes home it's the same thing again with the taxi driver. The doctor stares at her and asks, "Do I have to tell your husband or what?"0