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"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!"

"Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!"

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Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath.

Their husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says: "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers!"

The other man says: "That's fuck all, mine had a card wedged up her arse saying: we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station."

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Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"

Employee: "Who's there?"

Boss: "Not you anymore!"

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What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?

That was an arrow escape!

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My mother-in-law asked me: "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the chimney?"

I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

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