38 jokes about firesProposal
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!"1 → Joke
"Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!"
8 → Joke
The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.Fireman
shouts: "Jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"
Irishman replies: "Fuck off, I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"
Boss4 → JokeProposal
: "Experts say humor
on the job
relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"Employee
: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"
Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath.0 → JokeProposal
Their husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says: "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers!"
The other man says: "That's fuck all, mine had a card wedged up her arse saying: we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station."
What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?0 → Joke
That was an arrow escape!