35 jokes about firesProposal
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!"1 → JokeProposal
"Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!"
Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath.2 → Joke
Their husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says: "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers!"
The other man says: "That's fuck all, mine had a card wedged up her arse saying: we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station."
Boss6 → JokeProposal
: "Experts say humor
on the job
relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"Employee
: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"
What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?0 → JokeProposal
That was an arrow escape!
My mother-in-law asked me: "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the chimney?"0 → Joke
I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."
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