38 jokes about fires
Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil ...8 → Joke
I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to sue me for piracy?
This world is messed up.
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.23 → Joke
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?28 → Joke
When the power goes off.
Chemist's last words16 → Joke
1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...
We try to keep him out of the kitchen.8 → Joke
Last time he cooked he burned the salad.