21 jokes about fingers
17 → Joke
At the cocktail party
, one woman
said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man
17 → JokeProposal
Why are women
so bad at mathematics
keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?7 → JokeProposal
A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?2 → JokeProposal
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
A lady goes into a grocery store to buy some tampon. As fate would have it she picked up a box without a price on it. When the cashier went to ring it up he noticed there was not a price.2 → Joke
As grocery cashiers are so inclined to do, he grabbed the P. A. microphone and said, "Need a price on TAMPAX!"
A stock boy who heard the garbled message thought the cashier said, "Some tacks" and promptly yelled back, "The kind you pound in with a hammer or the kind you push in with your finger?"
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