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Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

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A lady goes into a grocery store to buy some tampon. As fate would have it she picked up a box without a price on it. When the cashier went to ring it up he noticed there was not a price.

As grocery cashiers are so inclined to do, he grabbed the P. A. microphone and said, "Need a price on TAMPAX!"

A stock boy who heard the garbled message thought the cashier said, "Some tacks" and promptly yelled back, "The kind you pound in with a hammer or the kind you push in with your finger?"

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What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?

A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

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