20 jokes about fingers
17 → JokeProposal
Why are women
so bad at mathematics
keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
A lady goes into a grocery store to buy some tampon. As fate would have it she picked up a box without a price on it. When the cashier went to ring it up he noticed there was not a price.2 → JokeProposal
As grocery cashiers are so inclined to do, he grabbed the P. A. microphone and said, "Need a price on TAMPAX!"
A stock boy who heard the garbled message thought the cashier said, "Some tacks" and promptly yelled back, "The kind you pound in with a hammer or the kind you push in with your finger?"
What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?4 → JokeProposal
A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.1 → JokeProposal
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?1 → Joke
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!