Feminist jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

Why were males created before females?

Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.