Son: "I can't go to school today."2
Father: "Why not?"
Son: "I don't feel well."
Teacher: "Where don't you feel well?"
Son: "In school!"
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey
, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses ..."
Teacher: "This note from your father looks like your handwriting?"1 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Well, yes, he borrowed my pen!"
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."1 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Good morning!"Father Scott, what is this?"
Father Scott:"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Little Johnny:"Which service, the 9: 45 or the 11: 15?"
Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?"1
Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"