64 jokes about fathersProposal
Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.2 Proposal
Father: "Can you please pray for dinner!"
Little Johnny: "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says: "Hello!"2
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,: "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies: "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says: "No, actually I'm your son's maths teacher!"
A family of moles
had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey
, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."1 Proposal
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"
Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?"1
Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"