Fat, Jokes (2)

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.

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