Yo momma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.3 Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.5 Yo Momma Jokes
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."7 Compliment Jokes
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."
Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"3 Bloke JokesProposal
The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"
Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!5 Short jokesNext page JokesFat Sayings