Fat jokes

Fat - 135 jokes


What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

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How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!

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