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Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

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Yo momma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

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Yo momma is so fat. She stopped putting on Malcolm X t-shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.

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Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"

The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"

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Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!

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