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Yo momma is so fat. She stopped putting on Malcolm X t-shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.

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Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"

The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"

3     bloke jokes


Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

5     yo momma jokes


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."

7     compliment jokes


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Yo Momma is so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her credit card number!

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