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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

31     food jokes


"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

5     eating jokes


Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Whoa, whoa, one at a time please!"

4     yo momma jokes


Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"

The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"

3     bloke jokes


Yo momma is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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