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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115" she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

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Yo momma is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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lipstick

Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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car

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

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water fountain

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

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food

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