Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.48 Yo Momma Jokes
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.17 Woman Jokes
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115" she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
What not to say to the nice policeman:12 Police Jokes
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I am on my sea food diet right now!29 Diet Jokes
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat it!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.30 Yo Momma JokesNext page JokesFat Sayings