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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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policeman,baton

Yo momma is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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lipstick

Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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car

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

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water fountain

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

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food



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