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Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.

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Yo momma is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

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Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115" she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

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