Fat jokes

Fat - 135 jokes


Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

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Yo momma is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

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Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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