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is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape
is so fat and old that when God
said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
buys his wife
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker
is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.