Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.17 Landscape Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.36 Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.13 Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.25 Yo Momma Jokes
A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...48 Car JokesNext page JokesFat Sayings
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"