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Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.

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Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.

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Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.

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Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...

"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"

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