Fat - 124 jokes
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is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.
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buys his wife
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker
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is so fat and old that when God
said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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