is so fat and old that when God
said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.
is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt
buys his wife
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker
is so fat when she was lying on the beach
Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.