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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.

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Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...

"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"

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Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

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