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Yo momma is so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.

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Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

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shoes,grey

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"

The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"

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man,grass

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

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woman,scale

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