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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry and told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, and it better be there!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.

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Yo momma is so fat she don't have to go on the internet, she is already world wide!

1     Short jokes

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

52     Sex Jokes

How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

31     Bikini Jokes

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

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