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An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

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computer

Proposal

Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.

"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no 'I' in 'team'."

"True," said the boy. "But there is a 'Ben' in 'bench'."

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Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

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43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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computer

woman,roses
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

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