There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage.
1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces.
2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.
3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.
4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "Fuck you!"
5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you before the judge and everyone else in court!
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss
per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa
will pay the bill," she smiled.