44 jokes about faces
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?2 lady gaga jokesProposal
Poke her face!
There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage.2 Short jokes
1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces.
2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.
3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.
4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "Fuck you!"
5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you before the judge and everyone else in court!
3 Chuck Norris jokesProposal
once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess
. When Norris lost, he won
in life by roundhouse
kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
A blonde man looked into the mirror, and said: I have seen this face, but where....? The next day he looks at the glass of the public televisions and sees his face and says: Oh... So you were the one who broke into my house yesterday, and the man breaks the glass.... He hurts himself and hello there reader, I hope that you add me on my discord if you see this joke.. My discord is: SamYoBoi#3905 ~ SamYoBoitag39050 Short jokes Jokesface sayings