11 jokes about excuses
"It's clear" said the
teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"
"Well, my dad says the
world is
changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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pupil jokesA
truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW
BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a
police car comes up. The
cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
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policeman jokesProposalDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted ...
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Short jokesYesterday I was at the local
Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn
Motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the
car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled
insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
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