Eve Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Eve


What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

44     God Jokes

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Briton "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

24     Russian Jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


136     Sex Jokes

Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

60     Sex Jokes

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

54     Idiot Jokes

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