One fine morning in Eden
was looking for Adam
and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish
will smell funny."
Where is the first baseball
game in the Bible
In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam
stole second. Cain struck out Abel
, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.