One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."22 God Jokes
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?21 Bible Jokes
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?9 Baseball Jokes
In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Eve want to move to New York?2 Big Apple Jokes
She fell for the Big Apple!
Adam and Eve were the happiest and luckiest couple in the world.3 Mother-In-Law JokesNext page Jokes
Neither of them had a mother-in-law!