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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."

17     God jokes


What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

21     bible jokes


Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

9     baseball jokes


Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

2     big apple jokes


Adam and Eve were the happiest and luckiest couple in the world.

Neither of them had a mother-in-law!

2     mother-in-law jokes






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