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Computers · Engineers · Software · Dying
computerOld software engineers never die. They just log out.
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Light Bulbs · Software Engineers · Computers
light bulbHow many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
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