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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

6     ant jokes


How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter.

6     footprint jokes


How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a red elephant?

You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a green elephant?

Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

Ever seen a yellow elephant?

4     shooting jokes


What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!

3     tampon jokes


A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"

The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"

15     fat jokes






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