A
vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old
lady's cottage and, without allowing the
woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of
dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."
The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"
You have just received the
Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or
computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this
message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.
Thank you.