13 jokes about eggs
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How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart
while in the grocery store?
The lady behind you starts checking her eggs.
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Pupil: "This egg is bad!"Cook
: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"
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balls are like eggs.
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow."17 → Joke
Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens."
She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!"
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