Why do hens lay eggs?4 Laying Jokes
If they dropped them, they'd break!
Golf balls are like eggs.3 Golf Ball Jokes
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart while in the grocery store?3 Fart Jokes
The lady behind you starts checking her eggs.
Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?"2 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "None!"
Teacher (surprised): "Why not?"
Little Johnny: "Because you can't lay eggs!"
What is a man's idea of foreplay?80 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
A half hour of begging.