Egg jokes

14 jokes about eggs



How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart while in the grocery store?

The lady behind you starts checking her eggs.

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Golf balls are like eggs.

They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

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Pupil: "This egg is bad!"

Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"

2     laying jokes

Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?"

Little Johnny: "None!"

Teacher (surprised): "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "Because you can't lay eggs!"

2     Little Johnny jokes

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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