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How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart while in the grocery store?

The lady behind you starts checking her eggs.

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Pupil: "This egg is bad!"

Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"

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Golf balls are like eggs.

They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Proposal

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow."

Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens."

She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!"

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