7 jokes about education
18 → Joke
comes home from his first day at school
asks, "What did you learn
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
13 → Joke
," said the theologian
, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat
that isn't there."
"That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."
14 → Joke15 → Joke
What not to say to the nice policeman
I was going to be a cop
, but I decided to finish high school
Sam15 → Joke
: "Would you punish
me for something I didn't do?"Teacher
: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework