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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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children

cat
"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there."

"That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."

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How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Will this be on the test?

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light bulb

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

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policeman,dog

Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No, of course not."

Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

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teacher:2

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