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comes home from his first day at
asks, "What did you
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black
that isn't there."
"That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Will this be on the
What not to say to the nice
I was going to be a
, but I decided to finish high
Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my
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