," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat
that isn't there."
"That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."
A lonely frog
, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic
Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology