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Doctors
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Eating
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Bananas
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Cucumbers
A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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Men
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Eating
Why don't men eat between meals.
There *IS* no "between" meals.
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Teachers
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Monsters
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Salad
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Mothers
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Eating
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
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Diets
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Food
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Eating
I am on my sea food diet right now!
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat it!
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Gynecologists
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Pizza
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Smelling
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Eating
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
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A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
Why don't men eat between meals.
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."