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Doctors · Eating · Bananas · Cucumbers
foodA guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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Men · Eating
caveman,foodWhy don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.
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Teachers · Monsters · Salad · Mothers · Eating
teacherLittle Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
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Diets · Food · Eating
foodI am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!
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Gynecologists · Pizza · Smelling · Eating
foodWhat do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.
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