Jokes - Eating


 


Numbers · Eating · Seven · Afraid
foodWhy is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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Diets · Food · Fat · Eating · Seas · Seafood
foodI am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!
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Men · Meals · Eating · Food
caveman,foodWhy don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.
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Teachers · Sciences · Students · Eating
teacherThe teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
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Teachers · Monsters · Salad · Mothers · Eating
teacher:2Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
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