What's cannibalism?7 Cannibalism Jokes
Men eating pork.
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:61 Sex Jokes
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?58 Sex Jokes
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?54 Sex Jokes
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."48 Penis JokesNext page JokesEating Sayings
His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"