Eating Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Eating



What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

1     Whale Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

41     Gynecologist Jokes

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

10     Blonde Jokes

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

21     Pms Jokes

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

15     Salesman Jokes

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