What do whales eat?1 Whale Jokes
Fish and ships.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?41 Gynecologist Jokes
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?10 Blonde Jokes
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?21 Pms Jokes
Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."15 Salesman JokesNext page JokesEating Sayings
The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"