A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.20 Doctor Jokes
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."17 Teacher Jokes
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
"Don't forget you are what you eat."7 Skinny Jokes
"I need to eat a skinny person."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?7 Number Jokes
Because 7 8 9.
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