Eating Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Eating



A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

20     Doctor Jokes

Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"

17     Teacher Jokes

"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

7     Skinny Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

7     Number Jokes

If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

3     Meat Jokes

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