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An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.

He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

45     wife jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


53     blonde jokes

Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

60     idiot jokes

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

Cowboy hats are for assholes!

32     tampon jokes

Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.

26     baby jokes

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