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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

9     blonde jokes


A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic.

All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is third bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.

The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”

11     blonde jokes


Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

6     yo momma jokes


"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

8     excuse jokes


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Yo Momma is so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!

5     Short jokes






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