A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.13 Blonde Jokes
"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.
Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."
The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."
How does a blonde kill a fish?20 Blonde Jokes
She drowns it ...
What do men and beer have in common?19 Man Jokes
They're both empty from the neck up.
Two engineering students meet on campus one day.16 Bike Jokes
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'"
"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?9 Blonde JokesNext page JokesDumb Sayings
There's whiteout on the screen.