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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

28     blonde jokes


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

44     blonde jokes


Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

40     blonde jokes


What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

21     blonde jokes


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

13     McDonald's jokes






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