Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?28 Blonde Jokes
Because it said 'concentrate'.
What's the Blonde's cheer?21 Blonde Jokes
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?36 Blonde Jokes
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.33 Blonde Jokes
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
What not to say to the nice policeman:13 Mcdonald's JokesNext page JokesDumb Sayings
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?