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How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court?

No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!

8     Florida jokes


An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

10     blonde jokes


How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

9     blonde jokes


How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.

4     light bulb jokes


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

4     ant jokes






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