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A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

27     ID jokes


A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"

The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."

23     doctor jokes


Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

27     sperm jokes


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

11     stupidity jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

15     blonde jokes






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