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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

32     blonde jokes


Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

42     wife jokes


What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

34     blonde jokes


Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

32     blonde jokes


How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

32     dishwasher jokes






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