Dry - 7 jokes
5 farting jokes
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
They can't shake it, so they blow
26 blonde jokes
are in a desert
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan
lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car
door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
Husband59 sex jokes
on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"
He says: "I wanted to fuck
your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
17 nun jokes
were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father
's room the other day, and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the second nun asked.
"I threw them in the trash, of course."
"Well," said the second nun, "I was in the Father's room putting away laundry and found a bunch of condoms
"What did you do?" the first nun asked.
"I poked holes
"Oh, crap," said the third nun.
18 Salvation Army jokesNext page Jokes
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt
it to the Salvation Army
instead. They'll clean
it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.