and her husband
were participating in a blood
drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex
?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife
who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children
milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
You have just received the Amish virus
. Since we have no electricity or computers
, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message
to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.