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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

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So Dan and Mike are drinking beer in a bar.

"Hey Dan, did you know the universe is expanding and there's nothing we can do about it?"

"Of course there's something we can do about it, Mike."

"Yeah? What's that?"

"Tell your mom to stop eating."

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