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Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

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Proposal

if a dog runs into the forest how far does he go     ~ no name

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Proposal

Dog died, A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said: Pastor, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature? The pastor replied,

"I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road,

and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; u can go and find out"! The man answered innocently, "I'll go right away pastor ... but do you think they will accept a donation of $100,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?" The pastor exclaimed

"Ooh!... Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian?

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