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Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

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Proposal

if a dog runs into the forest how far does he go     ~ no name

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Proposal

A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa.

Consul: "Your name please?"
Saudi: "Abdul-Aziz."
Consul: "Sex?"
Saudi: "Six time a week."
Consul: "I mean, male or female?"
Saudi: "Both male and female sometime even camels."
Consul: "Holy cow!"
Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."
Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
Consul: "Oh dear!"
Saudi: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast ...!"

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