and his dog walk into a bar
. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender
: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Man: "Who was the greatest baseball
player of all time?"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"
A blind man
and his seeing eye dog walked into a store
. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.
Upset by this, the manager
of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."