A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.24 Blind Jokes
Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?19 Violinist Jokes
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?13 Room Jokes
That's how dogs spend their lives.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?30 Husband Jokes
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."24 Bar JokesNext page JokesDog Sayings
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure ... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Man: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"