57 jokes about doctors
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Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse
took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist
in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me", she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating
him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see", nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter".
"No!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"
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is so ugly
that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"
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to a baby
and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis
and a brain
10 → Joke
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris
he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
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says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner
with my mother-in-law
and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow
, you have completely ruined my life'."
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