A man went in for a brain
transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect
's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician
's which was $100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
An old man was on his death
bed, and wanted to be buried with his money
. He called his priest
, his doctor and his lawyer
to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin
when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy
said it'd be a good idea, Sir."
"Oh? And what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army